Wednesday, August 14, 2002

 
Jack Kelly: Well, dat's da foist thing ya gotta learn, headlines don't sell papes. Newsies sell papes. (Newsies)
posted by gwe 7:52 PM

 
Harlan Pepper: I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut. (Best in Show)

posted by gwe 7:44 PM

 
Brenda: Shorty, what are you doing driving? I know you ain't got no papers.
Shorty: I got papers, blunts, blongs, blokes, anything to make a fine nigga pie!
(Scary Movie)
posted by gwe 7:41 PM

 
Rocco: Fuck you! What the fuckin' fuck! Who the fuck fucked this fucking ... How did you two fucker fucks ... FUCK!
Conner MacManus: He surely has a great diversity of words. (Boondock Saints)

posted by gwe 7:38 PM

 
Murphy MacManus: We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open.
Conner MacManus: That was nicely put. (Boondock Saints)
posted by gwe 7:37 PM

 
Conner MacManus: We haven't really figured out a system to decide who.
Rocco: Me! I'm the guy! I know everyone! I know their habits, who they hang out with! I got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're fucking, I know where they live! We could kill EVERYONE.
Murphy MacManus: So what do you think?
Conner MacManus: I'm strangely comfortable with it.

posted by gwe 7:36 PM