Sunday, September 29, 2002

 
E.T.: E.T. phone home. (no ned to say what this is from)

posted by gwe 1:42 PM

 
Peter Banning: I'll bet you don't even have a fourth grade reading level.
Rufio: Hemorrhoidal suck naval!
Peter Banning: Or maybe a fifth grade reading level.
Rufio: Boil dripping beef fart bubble butt!
Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ka-ka mouth, you know that.
Rufio: You are fart factory. Cheesy, scab picking, pimple squeezing finger bandage! A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!
Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher!
Rufio: Mung tongue!
Peter Banning: Math tutor.
Rufio: Pinhead.
Peter Banning: Fizzenbarber.
Rufio: Muttlelover.
Peter Banning: Near sited gynecologist.
Rufio: In your face, camel cake!
Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derriere! You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food.
(hook)
posted by gwe 1:41 PM

 
Dr. Alan Grant: Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex, he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two 'raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect. (jurassic Park, my favorite movie)
posted by gwe 1:39 PM

 
Narrator: Amélie still seeks solitude. She amuses herself with silly questions about the world below, such as "How many people are having an orgasm right now?"
Amélie: Fifteen!
(Amelie)
posted by gwe 1:34 PM

 
Justine: Your parents just called you Tom. I thought your name was Holden
Holden: It is. Tom is my slave name.
(the Good Girl)
posted by gwe 1:29 PM

 
Gretchen: We had to get away from my stepfather. He has emotional problems.
Donnie: Really? I have those too! What kind does your step dad have? (donnie darko)
posted by gwe 1:26 PM

 
Donnie: You are such a fuckass!
Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuckass?! You can go suck a fuck!
Donnie: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?!
(Donnie Darko)
posted by gwe 1:26 PM

 
Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? (Donnie Darko)
posted by gwe 1:25 PM

 
I'm sexy, I'm cute,/ I'm popular to boot,/ I'm bitch-in', great hair,/ The boys all love to stare,/ I'm wanted, I'm hot,/ I'm everything you're not,/ I'm pretty, I'm cool,/ I dominate the school,/ Who am I? Just guess,/ Guys wanna touch my chest,/ I'm rockin', I smile,/ If anything I'm vile,/ I'm flyin', I jump,/ You can look but/ Don't you hump,/ Whoo/ I'm major, I roar,/ I swear I'm not a whore,/ We cheer and we lead,/ We act like we're on speed,/ You hate us 'cause we're beautiful,/ Well we don't like you either,/ We're cheerleaders,/ We are cheerleaders,/ Roll call/ I'm Big Red,/ W-W-W-W-Whitney,/ C-C-C-C-Courtney,/
[Roar]
/ Dude this' Darcy,/ I'm big bad Carver,/ Yeah,/ And I'm Kasy.../ I'm still Big Red,/ I sizzle, I scorch,/ But now I pass the torch,/ The ballots are in,/ And one girl had to win,/ She's perky, she's fun,/ And now she's number one,/ K-K-Kick it Torrance,/ T-T-T-Torrance,/ I'm strong and I'm loud,/ I'm gonna make you proud,/ I'm T-T-T-Torrance,/ Your captain Torrance,/ Let's go crowd/ We are the Toros,/ The Mighty Might Toros,/ We're about to win it/ Just because/ (bring it on the beginning)
posted by gwe 1:22 PM